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Tagging Everyone. Just have fun with it. :)
*Pick 5 things doesn't matter a joke, a poem you love, just whatever just have fun with it. :)
Here a few things i hope will keep you smiling. Because we all know we need a little laughter, love, and hope sometimes.
1* Open the nearest book to you, open the book and count 5 lines down and post the sentence of that line, and who the Aurthur is. :)
His Work shop sat on a hill By: Max Lucado
2* Alzheimer Test
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12.This is seconds cat
Now go back up to the top and read the third word of each sentence all the way down. :)
3* To My loving wife.
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.
4*ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
*Pick 5 things doesn't matter a joke, a poem you love, just whatever just have fun with it. :)
Here a few things i hope will keep you smiling. Because we all know we need a little laughter, love, and hope sometimes.
1* Open the nearest book to you, open the book and count 5 lines down and post the sentence of that line, and who the Aurthur is. :)
His Work shop sat on a hill By: Max Lucado
2* Alzheimer Test
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12.This is seconds cat
Now go back up to the top and read the third word of each sentence all the way down. :)
3* To My loving wife.
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.
4*ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter
comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her!
'Loosen up Grams.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!'
and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate....
The grandmother says,
'Loosen up,
Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.
Happy Gardening.
5* And last but not least. My favorite. :) 
Hope you have a wonderful week.
1 Monstrously awesome verbiage!:
I'm waiting to hear more excitement coming from your life on your blog...where ya been?
I even like your cute hair better in person. You looked really cute on Sunday.
Lindsay
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